EAZY SLEAZY

[Verse 1]

We took it on the chin

The numbers were so grim

Bossed around by pricks

Stiffen upper lips, yeah

Pacing in the yard

You're trying to take the Mick

You must think I’m really thick

Looking at the graphs with a magnifying glass

Cancel all the tours, football's fake applause, yeah

No more travel brochures

Virtual premieres

I've got nothing left to wear

[Chorus 1]

Looking out from these prison walls

You got to rob Peter if you’re paying Paul

But it's easy, easy

Everything's gonna get really freaky

Alright on the night

Soon it'll bе a memory you're trying to remеmber to forget

[Verse 2]

That's a pretty mask

But never take a chance

TikTok stupid dance

Took a samba class (Yeah)

I landed on my ass

Trying to write a tune

You better hook me up to Zoom

See my Poncey books

Teach myself to cook

Way too much TV, it's lobotomizing me

Yeah, think I've put on weight

I’ll have another drink, then I’ll clean the kitchen sink

[Chorus 2]

We escaped from the prison walls

Open the windows and open the doors

But its easy, easy

Everything's gonna get really freaky

Alright on the night

It’s gonna be a garden of earthly delights

Yeah, it's easy, sleazy

Everything's smooth and greasy

Yeah, easy, believe me

It'll only be a memory you’re trying to remember to forget

[Verse 3]

Shooting the vaccine

Bill Gates is in my bloodstream

It's mind control

The earth is flat and cold

It's never warming up

The arctic's turned to slush

The second coming's late

And there's aliens in the deep state

[Chorus 3]

Now we're out of these prison walls

You gotta pay Peter if you're robbing Paul

But it's easy, easy

Everything's gonna be really freaky

Alright on the night

We're all headed back to paradise

Yeah, easy, believe me

It'll be a memory you're trying to remember to forget

Yeah

[Outro]

Easy, cheesy, everybody sing "Please Please Me"

Yeah

It'll be a memory you're trying to remember to forget