Malfunctioning

[Verse 1]

It's 10:30 and our spines touching

Both of our eyes flooded with water, my mind rushing

Mal complaining we ain't doing any fly functions

We in the house so much it become our dungeon

Not even Central Park lunches

Our yelling almost turned into punches

Words were discussed and at first she was looking like

Girl I'm in love with then she turned into something

But I can't remember it

I ended up not spooning with her like she my nemesis

The weight of her body on the bed was a emphasis

Stubborn in the fetal position like she was hemorrhaging

Happy she ain't talking, but I'm sad how we ended it

Tried to grab a cup of water, sitting on the dresser then

It turned into bourbon so effortless

My mattress in the living room now

And I'm confused because the couch is long

But it's not here so I got it wrong

House alarm in tact so I know I'm not buggin' when she grab my palm

I roll over and her body gone, what! (gasps)

[Verse 2]

Gotta stop falling asleep on the train

I'm on my way to see Mal in the sleet and the rain

Dinner date, I just got a text said meet me at 8

It's 6:12 and I think about eating the steak

She trying to find the perfect dress, guess she'll be late

The train car turned into Rockefeller Center

I remember seeing a girl that was listening to Kenna

You know that song, "say goodbye to love"

She had fingerless gloves, hair tied in a bun

Dress right above the knee, elegant as a dove

Lips softer than a hug, eyes color over flood

They was blue she was brown so the mixture was a rush

Curves like the letter S, so her hair near her hips

She had a big chest, I was looking at her stuff

It was June, by why is the tree from December up?

And it's snowing outside, I don't remember this stuff

Short sleeve button up, she approached me

Had her hand on my crotch slowly

Pulled my mans out right in public, I was feeling like an OG

Old people looking at me noisy

I didn't have to spend a ? to get a pussy cat like Josie

I'm cozy, she lift her dress up as she blow me

Marilyn Monroe steez, guess she wanna bone me

Doggy-style while the skaters skate in the cold breeze

Then they started walking on the ice as it melted

Then the sun came out and it was hot so I felt it

I was about to nut

Sensation all on my pelvis

When Mal tapped me on the shoulder screaming, "What the hell Mick!"

(Gasps)

[Verse 3]

2 dreams in one sleep session

I need another pillow on my neck, please Megan

That's the stewardess to Maui, flight 311

Gettin' tired of this dream catching

I turn over and I see Mal knocked out

Megan hands me a pillow and I respond, "Good looking out"

Middle seat's the worst, 300 pound man on my shirt

Swear I must be cursed

Happy that we happy though, night before kissing on the patio

She taste like candy, shout out to cameo

Now I'm daydreaming after 2 nightmares

Grab the magazine out the flight chair

Thumbing through the pages like yeah, this is wonderful right here

Now more strife near

Tapped Megan, ordered a light beer, I wanna celebrate

Let the alcohol resinate, pilot saying "We should be landing soon"

So I looked out the window and seen the weather's great

Amazing how a plane can levitate, got these tickets cheap

But I told her I paid more to get her straight

Ima propose to her and her belly shake of an Hawaiian

Dancing wearing the grass skirt, and a skinny waist

Yeah, I'm thinking about a wedding cake

Prop lights go off, turbulence approaching

The John Goodman next to me is knocked out doozin'

Try to wake up Mal and she conned out focused

Now the pilot saying shit like, "prepare for a moment"

Plane feeling like God is a child and he holding on a toy going

I'm scared for my life, trying to wake Mal up (baby, wake up!)

Scared for my wife, but she ain't married (wake up!) and I'm about to lose her

What a loser, oxygen masks fall

(Agh) Spilled beer on my ?

Life flashes in front of my eyes, it was my future (gasp)

Which is weird, cuz it's usually the past

I'm the only one screaming (agggh, help, help) on the plane this is bad

Everybody still sleeping

And that's when I laugh because I realized that I'm still dreaming about the crash

Let me tell her how I feel, when you smile like the chills

When she touch me that's the thrills, butterflies flapping all in my heart

That's real, wish we coulda live forever

Taking turns cooking meals, girl I love the way you feel

Love massaging on your heels, coming home from a hard day of work

That's ill

Now while this plane going down, ? will you marry me still

I got rid of the shield on my heart made of steel

Emotional zeal, now my seatbelt sealed and I'm ready to be killed