A Mouse Like Me

Hm Gosh, just look at all these old photos

Oh Mickey, oh you certainly done a lot of interesting things

What you doin' in that one Mickey!

Ridin' on a rollercoaster

Sailing on a boat across the sea

Here you are in Honolulu

Resting by a big palm tree

Drove a cart through a raging blizzard

Took a steamboat down a river

Clean the gears of old Big Ben

When I had to golf I dressed in spends

Won an Oscar

Climbed a mountain

With a feather in my cap

Directed a band with big brass buttons

In a tornado kept conducting

All this opportunity

Was lucky for a mouse like me

You were the captain of the space patrol

The driver of a Model T

Aha, that was a pretty bumpy ride you know?

Chased by a grizzly

Kicked by kicked by a mule

Wandered through the Sherwood Forest

With a band of Merry Men

Here I'm a knight in shining armor

Wrestled with a rope and didn't win

Chased a chicken 'round the barnyard

Haven't lost your famous grin

That brave little tailor might be violent

Got discouraged and slew the giant

All this opportunity

Was lucky for a mouse like me

Like he!

I'll try anything once or twice

That's the kind of kid I am

I don't know what I'm doin'

But your doin' real good

You're handsome, brave, and awfully nice

A mouse like you will always come out smellin' like a roast!

Rode a camel through the desert

I was a soldier, was a king

A big game hunter on safari

You did almost everything

I was apprentice to a sorcerer

Tried a spell, but would've been worser

All this opportunity

Was lucky for a mouse

Who wrote with a quill

And cooked on a grill?

I did all that?

All this opportunity

Was lucky for a mouse like he

Was lucky for a mouse like me