The Dick Song

[Intro]

Well, I've got something to get off my chest

I've got a person that scares me to death

First name is Dick and you all know the rest

Well I've got something I've just got to say

This vice president will make us pay

We're inching closer to Judgment Day

"...and I don't think it would surprise the American people

I have killed hundreds of people" [Dick Cheney]

"Fellow citizens? I'm armed with knives" [Dick Cheney]

"The Great Satan" [unknown speaker]

[Verse 1]

My name is Cheney, I got no remorse

(run run run, Cheney's got a gun)

I get my way or I get to use force

On anyone

You know he's evil, he's not of this race

(run run run, Cheney's having fun)

He used a shotgun to blow off a face

He's still not done

[Chorus]

Dick Cheney, Son of Satan

He is the Chosen One

[Verse 2]

He's starting wars at the drop of a hat

(run run run, Cheney's got a gun)

He says he's certain he's driving them back

Were almost done

Let's have another, let's fuck with Iran

(run run run, Cheney's having fun)

It pleases Satan when there's blood on the hands

Of his Number One

[Chorus]

Dick Cheney, Son of Satan

He is the Chosen One

(run run run run)

"Birdshot fired from the Vice President's weapon

Apparently wounded a fellow hunter" [unknown speaker]

"I'm the guy who pulled the trigger" [Dick Cheney]

"I think they're in the last throes of the insurgency" [Dick Cheney]

[Verse 3]

The smell of money keeps him alive

(run run run, Cheney's got a gun)

He thinks it's funny when the bodies arrive

What's done is done

The occupation of Satan is near

(run run run, Cheney's having fun)

Now Revelation is oh so near

For everyone

[Chorus]

Dick Cheney, Son of Satan

He is the chosen one

(run run run run)

[Outro]

"Satan's emissary on Earth"

(run run run run run run run run)

"Satan's emissary on Earth"

(run run run run run run run run)

"Satan's emissary on Earth"

(run run run run run run run run)

"Satan's emissary on Earth"

(run run run run run run run run)