Weekend Warrior

Now don't even get me started on Monday

And Tuesday, that went straight to my head

Wednesday. Really? Oh go fuck yourself

And Thursday I'll be in bed

Because Friday here I come

Always your most loyal son

And I've got vengeance written in my eyes

So fill me up, hey where's the wine?

Yo pass the pipe, I need a light

Because I'm a weekend warrior

I'm a weekend warrior

Now Friday night was no surprise

And I hit Saturday in perfect stride

Then Sunday comes with no regrets

It's time to dry out

Oh you wanna bet?

The weekend isn't over yet

Because I'm a weekend warrior

I'm a weekend warrior

I know you hate to love to see me this way

You wanna be there when I need to be saved

But when tomorrow turns out just like today

You'll wish you never let me out of my cage

Oh bitch you're gonna fucking pay

Monday?

Oh God not again

You said you'd always be my friend

But I'm left standing here all by myself

So take me now if you wanna help

Because they've got hatred written in their eyes

And you know that really comes to my surprise

Ah fuck it because in five days I'm gonna settle the score

Just fill me up and give me more

Give me more

Because I'm a weekend warrior

I'm a weekend warrior