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"... and the man who was ministering said, don't touch that dial."
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"This is the 100,000 watt voyage of..."
[Sample - Non-English singing]
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[Verse 1]
I hear voices in my head
Someone's voice is in my head
Be afraid, be afraid
Take a pill and you'll get laid
Someone's gotta make it stop
Make it stop, make it stop
Someone stole the fucking remote control
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"Don't! The television..."
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"Draws me... draws me like an infernal magnet!"
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"Wouldn't it be nice to have all the fried chicken you want? Well, you can."
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"You'll save money every time you use your..."
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"The roof leaks, the foundation is crumbling, and there's..."
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"...Nazi henchman."
[Sample]
"Yeah, give the bad product a new label."
[Sample]
"Mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches."
[Verse 2]
I can't even go to sleep
Voices in my head repeat
Stay awake, stay awake
Like a car without a brake
I got nothing else to do
Sit around and watch the tube
Gather information
That is useless aggravation
I refuse, I refuse
To be any more confused
[Verse 3]
What is happening to me?
Happens all across society
Make it stop, make it stop
All of us are gonna rot
Living in a system
Where you can't connect the fucking dots
[Sample]
*Law & Order chime*
Stop
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"Some side-effects are nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, no-"
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"Call now and be sure to ask..."
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"Drug testing in our schools has proven..."
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"...so many carpet cleaners."
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"...minutes to 3 in the morning."
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"...a condition your doctor can help you with."
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"Those things are very nasty. I'll take the big black one."
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"...you and your friends see a man or woman in uniform, say thank you."
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"...in question is: is she or not?"
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"...by our actions, we have shown what kind of nation we are. We have shown the noble aims and good heart of America... listen to your mom and dad..."
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"All these people gather around you like you God almighty, like you love them."
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"Master..."
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"He was shot outside a liquor store..."
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"...view reflective..."
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"Ladybugs - by the millions."
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"Folks, I want to mention something: Don't send dead chickens back in case two or three of them die. Don't send them back because the post office..."
[Verse 4]
I hear voices in my head
Someone's voice is in my head
Be afraid, be afraid
Paranoid and depraved
Red code, yellow code
Too afraid to shoot my load
I'll shoot my TV instead
Make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop
[Sample]
"Wake up, wake up, wake up!"
[Guitar Solo]
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"It don't take much to get you all wet and hot to trot."
[Sample]
"...exclusive Zenion technology..."
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"Abstinence for young people is the..."
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"Mail-in rebate, plus..."
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"Tonight at 9 eastern, channel 273."
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"It's a no-brainer."
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"Now can you handle it or do I have to write it in Braille and shove it up your ass?"
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"Jesus Christ, what happened?"
[Sample]
"That's heavy"
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"You didn't think this through too good, did you?"
[Sample]
"What's happening?"
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"And just how bad is it?"
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"It's outta control, comin' your way."
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"Oh my god."
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