Being Is Bewildering

Human being being human

Hands free, nothing touches me

Transmit, remote, unseen, unknown

She's glad to be so very happy

We have placed your call into a queuing system

Listen to the pretty musak play

Let it numb your fragile system

She had a friend to call her own

But now she spends her time alone

What of the cost of growing rough

Put me on hold to shut me up

Just being is bewildering

Disconnect me from what is mine

Call waiting, waiting on the other line

At you leisure, dear

Come get your pleasure here

I'm so glad to be so very happy

And if you need something

Anybody, anything

Just being is bewildering

Call me, dial L-O-V-E

Just being is bewildering

I'll do as I please

I won't get down on bended knees

Kiss and make up, don't you hang up

Stay and play out the whole scene

Try to stay calm

How long do you, hold on, do you dare to dream?

Just being is bewildering (x4)