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Mommy Long Legs – Yuppie Moms | Track profile | Dork

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Yuppie Moms

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Yuppie Moms

From Life Rips

Track 5

1:40

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"Yuppie Moms" is a track by Mommy Long Legs, from the album Life Rips. The track is 1:40 long. Full lyrics are available below.

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Mommy Long Legs

Mommy Long Legs

Lyrics

Yuppie Moms

Yuppie moms with your magazine home
Trying trends with your idiot friends
That smug expression
Aimless aggression
Late for a session
To get your shitty spray tan

Yuppie moms better turn around and run
They put you down cus' they have nothing going on
Try putting the lid
On your terrible kids
Are you living the life?
You washed out trophy wife

Wanna Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Wanna Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Wanna Oprah Mocha Frappuccino
And I want it right here right now
Oprah, Mocha, Oprah, Mocha
Right here right now!

(Ooh)
Washed out trophy wives (ooh)
Live to satisfy (ooh)
Freaky business guys (ooh)
I'm a porcupine

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From Life Rips

1:40

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Mommy Long Legs

13th March 2015

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5

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3:22
2Slumber Party
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3Horrorscope
2:11
5Yuppie Moms
1:40
6Sad Dudes
2:42
7Role Play
1:51
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2:11
—Sorority Girls
2:29

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