I Ain't Gettin’ Any

Girls, they're just a waste of time
I buy them drinks all night
But just get out my mind
Every time I take one home
They only use my phone
I end up on my own

Life is rough for an adolescent tuff
Even when you're good-looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
Nah, not many
'Cos I ain't getting any

Joe, he ain't no Romeo
These dollies come and go
What's he got? I don't know

Once I bought this tasty chick
I thought now this is it
She said "I'm feeling sick"

Life is rough for an adolescent tuff
Even when you're good-looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
Nah, not many
'Cos I ain't getting any

Life is rough for an adolescent tuff
Even when you're good-looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
Nah, not many
'Cos I ain't getting any

Bought myself this flash coupe
I cruised around all day
And then got towed away

Took this bird out to a show
We had the old back row
She kept on saying "No!"

Life is rough for an adolescent tuff
Even when you're good-looking like me
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
Nah, not many
'Cos I ain't getting any

I ain't getting much, I ain't getting any
I ain't getting much, I ain't getting any
I ain't getting much, I ain't getting any
I ain't getting much, I ain't getting any
I ain't getting much, I ain't getting any
I ain't getting much, I ain't getting any