Titty's Beer

Growin up I remember one year, my uncle Titus had a bright idear.
He's gonna bottle up his own brew, figured he could make a million or two.
Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame, but he was banking it was all in the name
He called it Titty's, Titty's, Titty's beer.
Just the thing to get you grinnin ear to ear.
Whether you're from the country or the big ole city, one thing's for sure: everybody loves Titty's
He had his marketing plan worked up, he's gonna sell em all in big ole jugs.
He wouldn't package em in a six-pack, he's gonna sell them by the pair and call it a rack.
And he was sure it was the next big thing, with Dolly Parton in his ad campaign
Sellin Titty's, Titty's, Titty's beer.
Just the thing to get you grinnin ear to ear.
Whether you're from the country or the big ole city, one thing's for sure: everybody loves Titty's
Happy hour, two for one.
Talkin bout a beer buzz (oo son).
After work, at the ball game, or shootin the bull.
Any time's the right time for a big ole hand full of
Titty's, Titty's, Titty's beer.
Just the thing to get you grinnin ear to ear.
Whether you're from the country or the big ole city, one thing's for sure: everybody loves Titty's.
One thing's for sure: everybody loves Titty's
When you work real hard and your day's gone shitty, what could be better than a big ole mouth full of Titty's?