People Carrier

Well it was '94 when I dug you out

And like the time before it was just bad luck

I should've knocked you out with an uppercut

But you smothered me shut

What is with me and these needy folk?

As we start some fun soon becomes a joke

Before we got a laugh we were up in smoke

It's rich going for broke

It's rich going for broke

The people carrier

Takes care of us all

Our safety barrier

Won't let us fall

When you hit the drink you're a different character

And it all comes down in a twisted mess

When you're holding court you're a big end barrister

Desperate to impress

I see you open up on a rare occasion

You've been dead so long that you've decomposed

And you come on strong like a pitch invasion

And the following day the case is closed

The following day the case is closed

The people carrier

Gets us from A to B

We're so much happier

Now we can see

I nearly broke my back trying to bring you happiness

I was way off track, some crazy horse

Then I collapsed in a shaggy mess

Fresh grounds for divorce

Fresh grounds for divorce

The people carrier

On top of it all

Over safety barrier

And then we fall

The people carrier

On top of it all

Over safety barrier

And then we fall