Kerching Kerching

Why'd you move so far, so fast, so fierce?
It's just a career
Why'd you move so far, so fast, so fierce?
It's just a career

Your ma and pa, they passed away
And you didn't even hold their hand
Turn to your Adora
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong
Turn to your Adora
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong

Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave

She tells you you're not good enough
Not rich enough, not man enough
Not fast enough, not you enough
You don't joke enough
'Cause you just do not take coke enough

Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave

She tells you you're not good enough
Not rich enough, not man enough
Not fast enough, not you enough
You don't joke enough
'Cause you just do not take coke enough

Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave

I remember a small boy in a small town
With a small dog and a shy smile
And I wonder what went wrong

What went wrong
What went wrong
What went wrong
What went wrong
What went wrong

You need a good straight smack in the head
And by the way, your beloved brother is dead