FINGER

It's funny how a man feels ashamed
When a woman puts her finger in his ass
But it feels okay
Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You shouldn't feel ashamed
No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed
No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

It's funny how a turkey gets stuffed, stuffed, stuffed
And then ya roast the bitch and then ya eat it up
But you wouldn't stuff your dog, oh no
You'd let it sleep by a cozy fire log, oh yeah
You'd let it dream about eating turkey bones, oh no
Fuckin' turkeys in this world, they're all alone
They're all alone, they're all alone

Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo-ca-ca-coo-coo

It's funny how a man can just fuck, fuck, fuck
But if a woman gets fucked
You wind up calling her a slut (What?)
It's a shame
It's a crying shame
Oh no, it's a crying shame

Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

You gotta laugh
'Cause it hurts too much to cry
You gotta laugh
'Cause it hurts too much (Hurts too much)
Way too much (Way too much)
To cry

It's funny how a man feels ashamed
When a woman puts her finger in his ass
But it feels so great
Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You shouldn't feel ashamed
No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed
No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo-ca-ca-coo-coo

You shouldn't feel ashamed
No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed
No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed