Daddy Dearest

[Skit: "John" & Mr. Lif]

Hello? H-Hey dad. Hey John, how you doing man. H-Hi, I-I just wanted to give you a call to let you know I...I hit uh..two home runs in little league today. Good, good, good. Yeah, right over the fence. Alright. I do-Yo hold on, hold on a second alright man? Okay. A-Alright. Yo, Junior! Please do not do that Junior. Come over here, come sit with daddy, right now. Stay here. Now what were you saying man? Y-Yeah dad, I was saying I hit..two today. Uh..right over the fence. (And?) And then..that's the best I ever-most I ever did in a game. (What was that honey? Yeah, I would absolutely love that, thank you.) Well listen man, uh, dinner's on, so I gotta run. (Oh..okay.) I'll try and call you back later, alright? Uh..alright, I-I understand. Take care, alright? Uh, o-okay, sure dad. Sure alright. Bye