Calipack

[Verse]

I'm a Cali' pack blazer, blazing every flavour

Drum and Bass raver, loads of bad behaviour

Fanny flap shaver, big rusty razor

She'll have a shock when I zap her with the taser

Warning, danger, red lightsaber

Night vision goggles, infrared laser

I'm a hater, headtop decapitator

Do yourself a favour, headbutt a alligator

I'm a pasta masturbator, parasite eradicator

Fuck a faker, I will kill a perpetrator

I'll see you later, I'll make you meet your maker

I'll make a milli' then I'm flying to Jamaica

That's a chemtrail, that's not vapour

Your lungs are being poisoned, that's major

I told them all before, "I'm the saviour"

If you don't believe me, make a wager

I've been doing it since Sega

Raiding Delsym, Vega

Alex the Kidd and Tomb Raider

Now I'm making money, I can buy an acre

I'm an NFT trader, Blockchain data

Alien invader, holographic simulator

Psychedelic painter, used to be a skater

My brain's a calculator, now I need to count the paper

I'm making bread, I'm making dough, I'm not a baker

Don't be stubborn, take the tip, be like a waiter

Alexander, he was great but I'm greater

Piss me off, I'll rub your face into a grater

I'm a sunsetting gazer, alpine glacier

Backpacking nomad, travelling to Asia

I'm at one with nature, chilling in Malaysia

Living off grid, solar powered generator

Chakra activator, copper tongue scraper

Ascended master, third eye illuminator

Crystal oscillator, celestial equator

Your pineal gland's a partial accelerator

Originator, creative innovator

Astral aviator, kill a crazy hater

I make 'em bleed just like a radiator

I terminate their traits and leave 'em on a ventilator