Please Mr. Gunman

[Verse 1]

Please Mr. Gunman

Before you go out on your spree

Please Mr. Gunman

I'd like to make a humble request

Before you kill us, dead forever

Please Mr. Gunman, consider our after-life

[Chorus]

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

[Verse 2]

At the mall

We'll consume our material things

In our school

We're learning evolution

Inside the nightclub, we are drunk with pleasure

[Bridge]

At church on Sunday

We pray for forgiveness

At church on Sunday

We pray for forgiveness

In church on Sunday

We're ready to go to heaven

[Chorus]

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

[Guitar Solo]

Please Mr. Gunman

Since there's no stopping you

Please Mr. Gunman

Don't be an inconsiderate prick

[Chorus]

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

We'd rather die in church

Nearer my God, to thee