Big Hips

I don't know how to kiss yet
Got big hips for a boy outside my locker
A lock of hair
I'd have kissed you, but I didn't know
How to use my last toy
Wide hips
Oh, I know you want to
Explain to me

How you know I got big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips

Yesterday, I woke up and thought about texting you a picture of my dick
But instead, I sent you a picture of Pat, trapped in a black hole
When you're old and being CAT scanned for cancer
I hope that is not the dick I sent you
For that would have been a more sincere gesture of my affection

How you know I got
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips for a boy
Big hips!

Big hips!
Big hips!
Big hips!
Big hips!