Family Affair

Finally met her parents on a Saturday night

They gave me the EYE wouldn't let me out of their sight

They didn't like the looks of me right away

They told me to go

So I decided to stay

Eyes were brown

And my hair was blue

Of course they had a problem with my tattoos

I can't please everybody all the time

So right now all I wanted to was make you mine

Your parents hate, the way I dress

Your parents say my life is a mess

Your parents hate what they don't understand

All I want to do tonight is be your man

Her dad asked what I did

I said I play in a band

He said he hated devil music and he wasn't a fan

Musicians can't be trusted and your job is a joke

I don't want my daughter spending her life broke

After that I didn't really know what to say

So I said I think I'll date your daughter anyway

I can't please everybody all the time

So right now all I wanted to was make you mine

Your parents hate, the way I dress

Your parents say my life is a mess

Your parents hate what they don't understand

All I want to do tonight is be your man

I had to go drop the kids off at the pool

Causes lately I've been having problems with my stool

Came down the stairs, that's when I tripped and fell

Felt like I was on my way straight to hell

Now I think is time to make my way to the door

But for sure tomorrow night, that I'll be back for more

I can't please everybody all the time

So right now all I wanted to was make you mine

Your dad can't stand me

And your mom's in shock

Your brother wants to kill me

And your sister won't talk

The whole dinner table talking about my hair

But I don't really care

It's just a family affair

Your parents hate, the way I dress

Your parents say my life is a mess

Your parents hate what they don't understand

All I want to do tonight is be your man