The Hoo-Ha Jangle

Please stop all the talking

'Cause we've heard it all before

I'm not buying what you're selling

Although it's hard not to ignore

Just read what has been written

Without knowing what it means

Your ethics are a joke

Your so-called business is obscene

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Settle down you'll have a heart attack

Take a deep breath, just relax

Sit yourself down and lean back

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The hoo-ha jangle

Will entangle

The hoo-ha jangle

Will enstrangle

You, will entangle, you

You move on to the next town

Flip the channel, turn the page

Presumers selling rumors

Trying not to show their age

This human interest object

Only speak when spoken to

Just read the teleprompter

Stay on message or you're through

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This noise on top of noise

Is worthless propa-pandering

It gets our people nowhere

Leaves our precepts floundering

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