Intro (Live 1990)

[Local emcee]

Hello?

That was not in fact a Napalm Death song we just did

Welcome to Salisbury Arts Centre

Hello? Hello everybody

Hello? Right, um, we're gonna have the group on in a minute

And one other thing, though

[Unknown]

If any of you fucking bastards step on this here

These monitor-type things

Or, or run up those lights there

Or go near that there

Or even look at this stage

Or even, even breathe, you're out!

That's a bit much, no

Right, the band'll bе on in about three minutes

Okay, so when you jump off the stagе

Or stage-dive, as you say

Just go in-between these bits here and these bits here

Don't touch, don't touch these things here that are called "monitors"

Not "milk monitors," like most of you are used to 'cause you are so fuckin' young

Right, do not, yeah, milk monitor

You're still feeding, still breast-feeding milk, aren't you, yeah

So please, don't, please go off here

Do not, um, try not to step on these

Or, do not climb on these here

Eh? The band's coming on any second

But, whatever you do, watch the equipment, please

And the cameras, please watch the cameras because they're worth lots of money

And . . . hello, money

Hello? Hello? Um, we've got your money, enjoy the band, stage dive, if you get hurt, fuck you

Great! Napalm Death!

[Crowd]

You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you fat bastard …

[Shane Embury?]

I'm bloody chuffed!