[Local emcee]
Hello?
That was not in fact a Napalm Death song we just did
Welcome to Salisbury Arts Centre
Hello? Hello everybody
Hello? Right, um, we're gonna have the group on in a minute
And one other thing, though
[Unknown]
If any of you fucking bastards step on this here
These monitor-type things
Or, or run up those lights there
Or go near that there
Or even look at this stage
Or even, even breathe, you're out!
That's a bit much, no
Right, the band'll bе on in about three minutes
Okay, so when you jump off the stagе
Or stage-dive, as you say
Just go in-between these bits here and these bits here
Don't touch, don't touch these things here that are called "monitors"
Not "milk monitors," like most of you are used to 'cause you are so fuckin' young
Right, do not, yeah, milk monitor
You're still feeding, still breast-feeding milk, aren't you, yeah
So please, don't, please go off here
Do not, um, try not to step on these
Or, do not climb on these here
Eh? The band's coming on any second
But, whatever you do, watch the equipment, please
And the cameras, please watch the cameras because they're worth lots of money
And . . . hello, money
Hello? Hello? Um, we've got your money, enjoy the band, stage dive, if you get hurt, fuck you
Great! Napalm Death!
[Crowd]
You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you fat bastard …
[Shane Embury?]
I'm bloody chuffed!
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