If You’re Gonna Jump

[Verse 1]

I got a short attention span

Can't sit around couch potato land

I wanna do all kinds of stuff

Talking about it's not enough, no

I wanna go to the extreme

I wanna stretch my limousine

I wanna take it way off road

Go where I'm not supposed to go

[Pre-Chorus]

Life is music, play it louder

[Chorus]

If you're gonna jump, then jump far

Fly like a sky diver

If you're gonna be a singer, then you better be a rockstar

If you're gonna be a driver, then you better drive a race car

'Cause I'm looking for a guard dog, not buyin' a Chihuahua, ah

[Verse 2]

I like my food with chili in

I like to laugh 'til it's hurtin'

I wanna stare fear in the face

I wanna take it all the way

[Pre-Chorus]

Life is music, play it louder (Play it louder, yeah)

[Chorus]

If you're gonna jump, then jump far

Fly like a sky diver

If you're gonna be a singer, then you better be a rockstar

If you're gonna be a driver, then you better drive a race car

'Cause I'm looking for a guard dog, not buyin' a Chihuahua

If you're gonna jump, if you're gonna jump, then jump far

If you wanna hit the high notes, then you gotta be a diva

If you're gonna play a guitar, you gotta play 'til you blister

'Cause I'm looking for a guard dog, not buyin' a Chihuahua

(Not buyin' a Chihuahua)

[Bridge]

No half-baked apples for my tea

It's hot or cold, no in-between

If your gonna jump (Oh)

If your gonna jump (Oh)

If your gonna jump (Oh)

[Chorus]

If you're gonna jump, then jump far

Fly like a sky diver (If you're gonna)

If you're gonna be a singer, then you better be a rockstar

If you're gonna be a driver, then you better drive a race car

'Cause I'm looking for a guard dog, not buyin' a Chihuahua

If you're gonna jump, if you're gonna jump, then jump far

If you wanna hit the high notes, then you gotta be a diva

If you're gonna play a guitar, you gotta play 'til you blister

'Cause I'm looking for a guard dog, not buyin' a Chihuahua, ah