Mouth

My mother’s biscuits melt in your mouth

And my daddy he is the best shot in town

My brother throws a baseball a hundred miles an hour

My sister she’s a go-go queen, she’s pretty as a flower

Yeah but I can stick my foot in my mouth

I mean whole five toes don’t even leave, the heel’s sticking out

Sometimes nobody’s watching, sometimes it draws a crowd

Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth

Just take last week down at the bar

It sure looks like she was showing from afar

So I told her she had that glow and ask when it was due

But she said ‘Fool I ain’t pregnant, what the hell is wrong with you?’

Oh I can stick my foot in my mouth

I mean whole five toes don’t even leave, the heel’s sticking out

Sometimes nobody’s watching, sometimes it draws a crowd

Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth

(Yeah baby!)

Well I thought she had a nice derriere

So I sneaked up right behind her and I whispered in her ear

I said ‘Ma’am the dancefloor's empty, would you like to take a spin?’

But she turned around and I saw that beard

Then ‘Her’ became a ‘Him’ (Him?)

Well I can stick my foot in my mouth

I mean whole five toes don’t even leave, the heel’s sticking out

Sometimes nobody’s watching, sometimes it draws a crowd

Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth

Well all my friends tell me I should take it on the road

Maybe join up with a circus, or the Coney Island Show

Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth

I mean whole five toes don’t even leave, the heel’s sticking out

Sometimes nobody’s watching, sometimes it draws a crowd

Cause I can stick my foot

Yeah I can stick my foot

I can stick my foot (My whole damn foot)

In my mouth