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New Found Glory – The Cheapest Thrill (2017) | Track profile | Dork

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New Found Glory
Makes Me Sick
The Cheapest Thrill

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New Found Glory

The Cheapest Thrill

Release date: 27th April 2017

From Makes Me Sick

Track 10

3:44

Alternative Music Rock Punk

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About This Track

"The Cheapest Thrill" is a track by New Found Glory, from the album Makes Me Sick, released 27th April 2017. The track is 3:44 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about New Found Glory.

About the Artist

New Found Glory

New Found Glory

Lyrics

The Cheapest Thrill

I was a teenager, delusional
With such an awkward build
That's why the first time she sent me a look
I swore she was my world
A week later, got cheated on
A pay-by-hour hotel
I guess she thought that's what my future's worth
A twenty dollar bill
I damn the world, shooting fire from my eyes
But behind them I was burning
Now I'm the lie

I'm the cheapest thrill
I'm the cheapest thrill
And everyone can tell that I'm the cheapest thrill
And I can barely stand myself

Clearly I was crazy
The first to give advice
Played it up like I was noble
But I was feeding my own pride
The lengths I'd go for a fix
Tacky charm got me far
Must have hurt so many feelings
While stabbing my own heart
I damn the world, shooting fire from my eyes
But behind them I was burning
Now I'm the lie

I'm the cheapest thrill
I'm the cheapest thrill
And everyone can tell that I'm the cheapest thrill
And I can barely stand myself

Suddenly I can see through my own eyes again
But I don't like what I'm feeling
You can't help your thoughts
But you can change your actions
If I don't I'll be consumed

Now I'm the cheapest thrill
I'm the cheapest thrill
And everyone can tell that I'm the cheapest thrill
And I can barely stand myself
I know now I'm not going back
I know my own worth now
(And I can barely stand myself)
I know now I'm not going back
I know my own worth now
(And I can barely stand myself)
I know now I'm not going back
I know my own worth now
(I'm the cheapest thrill)
I'm the cheapest thrill

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Track details

From Makes Me Sick

3:442017

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Album

New Found Glory

28th April 2017

Track number

10

Release year

2017

1Your Jokes Aren't Funny
3:08
2Party on Apocalypse
3:24
3Call Me Anti-Social
3:28
4Happy Being Miserable

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