Your Pops Don't Like Me (I Really Don't Like This Dude)

[Intro]

Ohh - female's dads be tripping, fo'real

I mean I'mma playa wit mine, and see what happened was

I was hollerin at this chick in front of the 99 cent store

And like, yo yo, well here's the whole story

[Verse 1]

She was a tall slim model chick

I met last week at the mall

Cute feet with the baby fat booty

Yo chick paged me to come over tomorrow

So I smashed in the crib bumping (ohhh) Cam'Ron

"Oh Boy" wit the doo rag on (oh boy) yo boy

She sings that song, she turnin' me on

If I woulda known her pops was home

Coulda stayed at the crib holla at her on the phone

But, pops got hot, he was old school pimpin

Tank tops, flip flops and dress socks

Ran game when he came with the questions

Boy you a younging how you going for the lexus

Sorry Mr. Jackson but I sell records

Naw once again I ain't got a jail record

It's Nick Cannon, that cat you ain't used too

The rapper/actor, comedian/producer

[Hook]

I really don't like this dude

I can't stand him (why for?), where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude (What'd I do?)

I can't stand him, where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

[Verse 2]

The girls in the ghetto flashing the size of their stilettos

6, 7, 8, wanna make us wait

If they want a date, gotta ask pops

You a grown woman, all that need to stop

At the club you love thug, but at home you not

Your daddy's little girl daddy loves a lot

I bet he don't know bout that tat you got

Naw I ain't playing, just whylin

Shorty we should probably hook up, in Cali, teach

You how to move in older birds and collies

Cut to the next day in a half

Called the crib, and your dad hung up on my asss...

[Interlude: Imitating 50 Cent]

Is it cause of the block ma, he don't like me

Or is it the watch ma, he don't like me

Cause I'm pushing a drop ma, he don't like me

He don't like me, like me, your pops don't like me

[Hook]

I really don't like this dude

I can't stand him (Why for?), where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude (What'd I do?)

I can't stand him, where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

[Verse 3]

Is it cause I make more money than him

TV shows and those films ain't funny to him

Or is cause I keep the block hot with money and dem

Rims inching on my Benz? Ya that's 20 on them

Now I'mma fallback, and get the win

Last time I called back, he picked up again

Don't know you saw that my devilish grin

Let you know the young black Elvis is in

I ain't stuntin your pops, why he frontin your pops

Gonna have me straight huntin your pops

Naw don't wanna Roy Jones your pops

Left right uppercut, knockout your pops

Close the door, lock out your pops

We on a roll now suga, I ain't bout too stop

I don't care if he tried kicking me out your house

Do you understand the words that are coming out my mouth?

[Hook]

I really don't like this dude

I can't stand him (Why for?), where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

I really don't like this dude (What'd I do?)

I can't stand him, where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter

(Your pops don't like me)

[Bridge: Imitating 50 Cent]

Is it cause I'm handsome, keep the ladies dancing he don't like me

He don't like me

Cause my house is a mansion, he don't like me

Like me, your pops don't like me

Is it cause the cornrolls, or is it my hormones

The G's in the bank roll

Like me, your pops don't like me

[Hook to fade]

I really don't like this dude

I can't stand him, where did he come from, tell me

I really don't like this dude

I want so much more for my daughter