Introducing Me

[Verse 1]

I'm, I'm good at wastin' time

I think lyrics need to rhyme and you're not askin'

But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache

I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

Otherwise, it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail

And I love it when you say my name

[Chorus]

If you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close

Gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusin', at times confusin'

Slightly amusin', introducing me

[Post-Chorus]

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

La-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da

[Verse 2]

I never trust a dog to watch my food

And I like to use the word "dude"

As a noun or an adverb or an adjective

And I, I never really been into cars

I like really cool guitars and superheroes

And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

I love the sound of violins

And makin' someone smile

[Chorus]

If you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close

Gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusin', at times confusin'

Possibly amusin', introducing me

[Bridge]

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

So be careful when you ask next time

[Chorus]

So, if you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close

Gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusin', at times confusin'

Hopefully amusin', introducing me

[Post-Chorus]

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Do-do-do-do

[Outro]

Introducing me