12-Step Program (to Quit You Babe)

I'm on a twelve-step program

To quit you babe

I'm on a twelve-step program

To quit you baby

I'm tired of whining and pacing the floor

I ain't gonna do it no more

On a twelve-step program to quit you babe

Step one: I'm gonna tear your picture down

Step two: I'm gonna move the room around

Step three: I'm gonna walk out the door

Gonna leave you for number four

On a twelve-step program to quit you babe

Step five: I will acquire a whole new jive

Step six: and brand new bag of tricks

Step seven: if it's not too late

Help me get to number eight

On a twelve-step program to quit you babe

Well a little taste was all that it took

To get me well and truly hooked

Take a look at my arm you won't find a track

But I'm suffering baby

While I got you on my back

Step nine: I'm gonna pick out a place to dine

Step ten will begin after we get in

It's gonna be like a miracle from heaven

If I ever get past eleven

On a twelve-step program to quit you babe

I can't quit you baby

I can't let go

Can't quit you darling

I can't stop

Loving you baby

I can't stop