My Pug

[Verse 1]

Anywhere I go, I'm gonna take you with me

Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Texas, and Kentucky

Buy a little trailer big enough for just you and me

Stay up watching Golden Girls and I Love Lucy

Cuddling in bed, I kiss and rub your belly

Listen to you snort and wheeze, whine in your sleep

Greeted with wet kisses in the early morning

Always fall asleep to the song of your snoring

[Chorus]

And I don't know what I did

Before the day I met you

And I don't know what I'd do

If I ever lost you

[Verse 2]

Anywhere you go is the place I'll call my home

Painting welcome signs and growing flowers in the lawn

Eating junk and watching trash 'til the break of the dawn

A gentleman you are, always take me on long walks

A great big appetite, I like men who know how to eat

Slurping the same noodle when we share spaghetti

Eating peanut butter, dip the spoons in the jar

Buy a box of donuts glazed in icing sugar

[Chorus]

And I don't know what I did

Before the day I met you

And I don't know what I'd do

If I ever lost you

[Outro]

You're the lumpiest, squishiest, fattest little thing

You're the sweetest little guy, my double-chinned baby

You're the only man I want and the only man I need

You're the only man I dream of late at night when I sleep

You're the cutest pug, the kind I spent my whole life dreaming of

Growing old together in a trailer park so in love