PRB OD

Who's gonna be the first to OD
at PRB? Who's it gonna be?
I hope it's not Mel
I really hope it's not me
But one of these years
someone's gonna OD
It probably won't be a Stern
and definitely not Shawn
Cause you can't OD
from getting a Mexican beer buzz on
I'm thinking D.I. Poison Idea
or Leftover Crack
Cause you get a stroke
not a strike from a speed ball
or a gutter ball heart attack
I'll bet you a PBR
It's gonna be a British balding rockstar
cause they're older than us
If it's Charley, Dick or Colin
it would be so sad
But if it was a partisan
it wouldn't be so bad
At Punk Rock Bowling no one's ever
gonna OD from pot
And NOFX is prayin
that none of us will get shot
And when one of us expires
on a last last call
I hope it's from a bowling
not from an 8 ball
Who's gonna be the first to OD
at PRB? Who's it gonna be?
I hope it's not a Bouncing Soul
I hope it's not Sharky
But one of these years
someone's gonna OD