Findum, Fuckum & Flee

[Intro: CPO Boss Hogg]

Hehehehehehehahahahaha

Yeah, it's me again

So check it out — ladies, not gentlemen

Drop your drawers, cop a seat, huh

And let's get into this, yeah

[Verse 1: Eazy-E]

Easily I'm approachin', there ain't no jokin'

When the pussy holes are open

Ready to fuck until my dick is raw

Yo! The muthafuckin' devil's son-in-law

(Peter Peter, the Pussy-eater)

No, it's the E, the muthafuckin' pussy-beater

And I'm the quicker-picker-up, I'm quick to pick up a bitch

So come here, bitch, and lick up the, lick up the, lick up the dick

Now, how many nuts would it take for me

To let that bitch graduate to lesson three? Let's see..

(Splash, splash, splash, splash splash, splash)

As you can see, I straight waxed that ass!

Back up, bitch, unless you want nut in your eye

I never, never, ever, ever seen a bitch cry

Nut one, nut two, nut four, five, six

I lost the third nut in the mix, fuck it!

(A-yo, Yella boy, won't you rewind it?)

Six, five, four, now three is up

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut

You wanna feel the dick, baby? Try your luck

Because the E likes to fuck, fuck, fuck

Yo! I get 'em stuck-on and get the fuck on

Give 'em a Tootsie Roll, and tell 'em thanks for the pussy hole

I find 'em, fuck 'em and flee, you know

But before I D.O., yo

[Chorus: Eazy-E]

I'll take a ho to the hotel (To the hotel)

Or to the motel (Or to the motel)

Or to the Holiday Inn!

Yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up (What you do?)

I'll just fuck her friend

[Transition: Eazy-E & (Dr. Dre)]

Ah, Dr. Dre (What up?!)

My mellow (Yo!)

It's on you, so what you gonna do?

[Verse 2: Dr. Dre]

Well, it's on and on and on and on

Yo! The beat don't stop until the break of dawn

Yo! Every bitch I know, they wanna get with me

The muthafuckin' notorious D-R-E

Spit game at a bitch while her nigga's around

And you know most hoes knows not to clown

'Cause if a bitch tries to diss me while I'm full of liquor

I smack the bitch up, and shoot the nigga that's with her

That's the kind of nigga that you're listenin' to

Talk to you for a minute, then my dick's in you

Yo! Now every single bitch got a price to pay

BRRAAPAAAA!

Up on the dicks of N.W.A (Bo! Bo!)

Yo, I find 'em, fuck 'em and flee, you know

But before I D.O., yo

[Chorus: Dr. Dre]

I take a ho to the hotel (To the hotel)

Or to the motel (To the motel)

Or to the Holiday Inn (Say what?!)

If that bitch starts fuckin' up, yo, I'll just fuck her friend

[Transition: Dr. Dre & (MC Ren)]

Now, MC Ren (What up?)

My mellow (Ah, check it out)

It's on you, so what the fuck you gonna do?

[Verse 3: MC Ren]

Now gather around, y'all, and check it out, y'all

And all the bitches — come and suck up on my balls, y'all

And take a ticket to play with it like a Slinky

So put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie

And you swallow all the nut if you bitches are smart

To make my dick pop up like a Pop-Tart

But after I nut, I'mma leave ya

But first I must deceive ya, because bitch I don't need ya

And don't say that you love me too

'Cause if I turn my back, you would fuck the whole crew

You're nothin' but a stank ho tryna take my bank, ho

So I have to let you know

[Chorus: MC Ren]

At a hotel (At a hotel)

Or at a motel (At a motel)

Or at a Holiday Inn (Say what?!)

Because if that bitch starts fuckin' up, yo, I'll just fuck her friend

[Outro: CPO Boss Hogg]

Yeah, it's Mr. Big Drawers, CPO's in the muthafuckin' house

Huh, and you thought fat meat was greasy

Shit, I'll lay down head and love to go deep

357 pounds, mo' bounce to the ounce and I'll say what counts

And what counts tonight is — the show ain't over 'til the fat man fuck

Hahahahahahahaha!