Don't U Know

[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Oh, cutie got it goin' on

Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker?

Yo, you buggin'

Ain't no buggin', he's an ugly motherfucker (You buggin')

Yo, look at his disposition, shorty got a stride

What stride?

Bummy motherfucker, he ain't shit (Roughneck)

See, that's my flavor, roughneck, you don't know nothin' 'bout that, though

You got mad sour flavor, yo, 'cause that ain't shit at all

I'm— yo, G, I don't think you really realize, look at him

Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit

Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B

I don't see nothin', you wear glasses, so

Hahaha, true, true, personality

I like that, motherfucker

Oh, just look at homie's, just, disposition

[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Approach the school 9:30, you're late

The time happy, the solution was my date

Get in your class, walk to your chair

Pop is all you see and then eventually stare

At the teacher, or students who were clockin' you

Lean back at this girl who kept clockin' you

Stimulated from a sensimilla blunt

Tell the young girl, "Baby, you're the one I want"

She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore

So you say to yourself, it be her cold and sore

Mentally visualize the aim on the board

As how to buy pussy you cannot afford

This girl who was slim and trim

Whispered in her friend's ear quietly, "I want him"

I took out my books to write my notes in my class

But I kept fantasizing my dick in that ass

So I turned around to arrange a date

Swingin' episode, baby, number one's gotta say it

She popped her gum, cold twist her curl

I said, "Baby, how you feel?" She said, "Shirl"

Then I said, "Shirl," I just found my thrill

Where? In the classroom? No, on Blueberry Hill

But also said, "Just bottle your hate"

She put her face on the desk, this is what the bitch said

"Because of you, I am hurting

Within my, within my heart

'Cause, no, I'm not right to be flirting

But our relationship has to start

You're the one that I'm clocking

It's time for you to stop mocking

Don't want you to see me cry

This is why, this is why, this is why"

[Verse 2: Killah Priest]

I met a girl named Chandra from way down yonder

The apple of my eye, had a Snapple and some fries

Forgot the ketchup, that's when I pressed up

"I've been watchin' you mowin' your lawn"

The thoughts were flowin' while I'm holdin' her palm

"Hey, what's that on your menu?" From there, we continued

To talk about this and that, we chit and chat

Sipped on the Coke, then I stroked her back

As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra

She said, "Nah," that's when I noticed her pa

Big Tank, who did nothin' but the spank

At parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think

Just act silly with his brother Willy

Another hillbilly gettin' ill with the Philly

And moonshine, but it's a new time of day

On the stoop doing the Patty Duke, okay

It's like the old flip flaps through the shower caps

The platform shoes to Apple Jacks

Chub-chub

[Interlude: Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Yo, you, niggas, niggas be actin' like

They be lovin' them, them, them fancy bitches

I, I likes me a nasty bitch

Bitch that's willin' to do anything at any given time

Bitch gotta be nasty 'cause I'm a nasty nigga, I'll do anything, baby

I wouldn't give a fuck what it was

I'll, ah, anything, I'm a nasty motherfucker, girl

[Verse 3: Ol' Dirty Bastard]

I'm just sittin', right? In my class at a quarter to 10, right?

Waiting patiently for the class to begin, right?

Teacher said, "Open up your texts

And read the first paragraph on oral sex"

I said, "Oral sex, what kind of class is this?"

The girl next to me said, "What's wrong with you, miss?"

"This is a lesson that makes you feel fine

Kind to ease your nerves and relax your mind"

I said, "Don't try to use no hypnotic spell"

She said, "Be my assistant, I'd show, rather tell"

My knees buckled, heart startin' to drop

My dick grew to a size that my nerves couldn't stop

I tried to run, she yelled out, "Freeze"

Pulled down my drawers, dropped to her knees

Ripped off my drawers as if she had claws

Broke the rules that defied sex laws

She responded quick with a slick

Welcoming kiss and an ice cream lick

Oh, I begged, I begged

"Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs"

Part two comin' up