Temporary Secretary

[Verse 1]

Mister Marks, can you find for me

Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee?

She can keep her job if she gets it wrong

Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long

All I need is help for a little while

We can take diction and can learn to smile

And a temporary secretary

Is what I need for to do the job

I need a

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

[Verse 2]

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?

'Cause my regular has been getting sick

I need a

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary, tеmporary secretary

[Verse 3]

Mister Marks, I can pay hеr well

If she comes along and can stay a spell

I will promise now that I'll treat her right

And will rarely keep her 'til late at night

[Bridge]

She can be a belly dancer

I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat

But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon

If she's doing nothing urgent

What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

I need a, I need a

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

[Verse 4]

Now, Mister Marks, when I send them back

Will you please make sure they stay on the right track

Though they might need food and to meet the rent

I can only pay in experience

[Spoken]

Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days

In the face of everything, to stay on the right track

[Bridge]

She can be a belly dancer

I don't need a true romancer

She can be a diplomat

But I don't need a girl like that

She can be a neurosurgeon

If she's doing nothing urgent

What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

[Chorus]

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary