Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other – Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles, CA – April 3, 2023

[Verse 1]

Well, there's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas

There's many a young boy who feels things he can't comprehend

And a small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes

No, a small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men

[Verse 2]

But I believe to my soul that inside every man is the feminine

And inside every lady there's a big manly voice loud and clear

Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women

But thе ones who brag loudest are thе ones that are most likely queer

[Chorus]

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

Say, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about?

There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother

And inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out

Let's let 'em slip out, shall we?

[Verse 3]

There's always somebody who says what the others just whisper

And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead

So when you talk to a cowboy, don't treat him like he was your sister

You can't fuck with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head

[Chorus]

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?

There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother

And inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to come out

And inside every lady there's a cowboy who'd love to come out

Thank you very much!