Bad Bad Not Good

I'm a persuasive essay persuading you essays I Samurai jack tracks I am a Sensei, lyrically I'm on crack like when hunter pence plays,  you faggots hump my style but it's not Wednesday, got my heart rate goin up every Friday, if you don't like my raps then go play in the high way, hi mate I am  a high mate that doesn't give a fuck If you   die mate, Ima  depressed organism with problems of my own, moms charges me 100 a month to live in my own home, I'm home grown San Jose is my play ground, 408 but fuck the 12 I stay down, undercover genius plotting to shook yall, deflate your Brains faster than a Patriots  football,  I'm shaky like a lady in her 80s pacin in Haiti passin thru Montana like  Brady,  bitch

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Decided not to blast myself cuz i rap on fleek, I  still got gta missions to complete , at the same time I'm too stressed to be blessed, go to the doctors office with a vest on my chest, avoiding shots  and Feds increasing the crime rate, I can make an album with a list of shit I hate, if I've talked talked shit About you or your friends in the past, I don't apologize   you kids can kiss my ass,  my sass comes from a bad head on my shoulders,  you ain't beautiful  and I am the beholder, I'm  older I see how dumb you humans are, racing past you fags faster than a Paul Newman car, yall some queer weirdos softer than ear lobes, ice bergs on my head I have ear globes, but  I'm broker than shawn Marion's jumpshot, Shakin Jamaicans so I don't get  blood clots

I feel bad for my parents they made a contradiction, sometimes I'm sad my sperm won the competition, observations? I have Oscar visions, I'm hard to understand like long division, my brain cells subtract my lyrics multiply, I add analogies makin it easy to versify, learners write writers learn to burn after reading, judgmental judys act like we're in a legal proceeding, leaving stampeding  dog breeding beings bleeding splatter brain matter on ceiling cuz that's how I'm feeling, I don't give a fuck if you wanna spit me up, but if you wanna give me your wallet then  hit me up, I'll take credit cards or  flat cash just to get me  goin, I'll take bamboola tokens if its get me to weed smokin, I need attitude adjustments and  meetings with a shrink, life is a diseased kitten cuz everything stinks

How do you expect a kid like  me to be happy, my pillows an Afro cuz fuck im always napping, San Jose is my place I was made in the bay, but I don't get down with the HBGay, yeah bitch I  said it I don't dance in the club, or or talk abut who I fuck or listen to yung thug, I just buy dubs  of bud and avoid everyone I can, why? Because I'm Eminem the rest of you are stans