Liar

Cho:

Take up the sheet me hearties

Water the deck with brine

Bend the oars, you lousy whores

None is bigger than mine

Three old whores in Winnipeg

Were drinking sherry wine

Says one of them to the other two

"Yours is smaller than mine."

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the other old whore

"Mine's as big as the moon

The battleships sail in and out

And never come until June."

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the other old whore

"Mine's as big as the moon

The ships sail in on the first of the year

And never come out until June."

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the other old whore

"Mine's as big as the air

The ships sail out and the ships sail in

And never tickle a hair."

Cho:

"You're a liar," says the first again

I'd blush to be so small

Many's the fleet they sailed right in

And never come out at all."

Cho: