Standing on the Couch

[Chorus: P2theLA]

Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out

It’s an audition, don't you see I got them models out?

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

Getting money, I got it figured out

Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 1: P2theLA]

Rose gold my Rolie

Real nigga on my feet

Fucked the girl of your dreams, getting money in my sleep

Married to the money, you can be my mistress

Are you free tomorrow? hell na, bitch I'm expencive

I be doing numbers, paper long like faxes

Job Title: street nigga, don't need to do my taxes

Last night I fucked a model, tonight I'm fucking an actress

Using a brick as my pillow, and some money as my mattress

[Chorus: P2theLA]

Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out

It’s an audition don't you see I got them models out?

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

Getting money, I got it figured out

Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 2: Gucci Mane]

Gucci!

Had a hundred bricks, but I broke 'em down

In the club right now, smoking out the pound

She didn't like me back then, but look at me now

Count bout a hundred thousand dollars, but don't crack a smile

Before you beef with Gucci, rather fight a crocodile

I got a tech 9 stashed in my [?]

Don't make me pull this 44 out the fucking holdster

Wasted, dropping Ace of Spade on the fucking sofa

New Luie V, yeah I'm standing on the couch

Half in my shoes, standing on a ounce

Bought a car, but the name, I cannot pronounce

Watch cost a car, and the car cost more than your house

[Chorus: P2theLA]

Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out

It’s an audition don't you see I got them models out?

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

Getting money, I got it figured out

Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 3: P2theLA]

Last year i had amneesia

This year a lot remember

Caught a dope charge in January, and had a hundred racks in December

I just checked my schedule, I got money on my agenda

Im from the real nigga association, you'll never become a member

All I need is work, I don't need no application

My hood pass got a lotta stamps, so I don't need no validation

OG potential, goons are assential

A1 street credit, you can check my credentials

They ask me how I do it, I couldn't even tell you

Just text me with an address, and I'll find something to mail you

I do it for the fortune, I don't need no damn fame

Cause all I see is dollar signs, and these niggas is chump change

[Chorus: P2theLA]

Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out

It’s an audtition, don't you see I got them models out?

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch

Getting money, I got it figured out

Street nigga, so I bring them real niggas out

I'm in the club, standing on the couch

I got the whole club standing on the couch