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Parquet Courts – Master of My Craft (2012) | Track profile | Dork

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Parquet Courts
Light Up Gold
Master of My Craft

TRACK

Master of My Craft

Release date: 14th August 2012

From Light Up GoldTrack 13:10

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Lyrics

Master of My Craft

I got a gold medal record time, gold record, diamond mine
Name in print, tongue, t-shirts and minds
Thread count - high
Commissions - high
Hourly rates - high
A minute of your time?
Forget about it
I didn't come here to dream or teach the world things,
Define paradigms, or curate no livin' days,
With high thread counts and staircases high.
Hourly rates - high
A minute of your time?
Forget about it
Thread count - high
Commissions - high
Hourly rates - high
A minute of your time?
Forget about it
People die I don't care, you should see the wall of ambivalence I'm building
I got no love for the living
Thread count - high
Commissions - high
Hourly rates - high
A minute of your time?
Forget about it
Death to all false profits around here we praise a dollar you f*ckin' hippie
Wanna walk around in my shoes and then tell me how it feels
Thread count - high
Commissions - high
Hourly rates - high
A minute of your time?
Forget about it
From the hands of my mother, said I'm master of my craft
Thread count - high
Commissions - high
Hourly rates - high
A minute of your time?
Ya know Socrates died in the f*ckin' gutter!

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Track details

From Light Up Gold

3:102012

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Album

15th August 2012

Track number

1

Release year

2012

1Master of My Craft
3:10
2Borrowed Time
2:32
3Donuts Only
1:21
4Yr No Stoner
1:51

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Parquet Courts — Plant Life (Yu Su’s Transient Version) (from Plant Life - EP) [3:51]
Parquet Courts — Plant Life (Extended Mix) (from Plant Life - EP) [10:21]
Parquet Courts — Plant Life (Peak Wifi Vibes Mix) (from Plant Life - EP) [7:27]
Parquet Courts — Watching Strangers Smile
Parquet Courts — Plant Life (from Sympathy for Life) [5:51]
Parquet Courts — Black Widow Spider (from Sympathy for Life) [2:50]
Parquet Courts — Marathon of Anger (from Sympathy for Life) [4:35]
Parquet Courts — Application/Apparatus (from Sympathy for Life) [4:36]
Parquet Courts — Trullo (from Sympathy for Life) [3:01]
Parquet Courts — Walking at a Downtown Pace (from Sympathy for Life) [4:47]
Parquet Courts — Sympathy for Life (from Sympathy for Life) [2:50]
Parquet Courts — Homo Sapien (from Sympathy for Life) [2:56]
Parquet Courts — Pulcinella (from Sympathy for Life) [6:45]
Parquet Courts — Zoom Out (from Sympathy for Life) [3:02]
Parquet Courts — Just Shadows (from Sympathy for Life) [3:57]
Parquet Courts — Hey Bug
Parquet Courts — We R in Control
Parquet Courts — Before the Water Gets Too High (from Wide Awake!) [4:05]
Parquet Courts — Wide Awake (from Wide Awake!) [2:39]
Parquet Courts — Total Football (from Wide Awake!) [4:01]
Parquet Courts — NYC Observation (from Wide Awake!) [1:22]
Parquet Courts — Back to Earth (from Wide Awake!) [3:54]
Parquet Courts — Almost Had to Start a Fight / In and Out of Patience (from Wide Awake!) [3:15]
Parquet Courts — Death Will Bring Change (from Wide Awake!) [2:42]
Parquet Courts — Tenderness (from Wide Awake!) [3:06]
Parquet Courts — Normalization (from Wide Awake!) [2:11]
Parquet Courts — Freebird II (from Wide Awake!) [2:55]
Parquet Courts — Extinction (from Wide Awake!) [1:42]
Parquet Courts — Mardi Gras Beads (from Wide Awake!) [2:43]
Parquet Courts — Violence (from Wide Awake!) [4:06]
Parquet Courts — Soul and Cigarette
Parquet Courts — Captive of the Sun (feat. Bun B) [Chopped Not Slopped Mix] [6:40]
Parquet Courts — Captive of the Sun (feat. Bun B) [2:49]
Parquet Courts — Performing Human
Parquet Courts — I Was Just Here (from Human Performance) [1:49]
Parquet Courts — One Man No City (from Human Performance) [6:24]
Parquet Courts — Pathos Prairie (from Human Performance) [2:52]
Parquet Courts — Paraphrased (from Human Performance) [3:01]
Parquet Courts — Dust (from Human Performance) [3:57]
Parquet Courts — Two Dead Cops (from Human Performance) [3:06]
Parquet Courts — Keep It Even (from Human Performance) [2:48]
Parquet Courts — Steady on My Mind (from Human Performance) [3:39]
Parquet Courts — Captive of the Sun (from Human Performance) [2:04]
Parquet Courts — Outside (from Human Performance) [1:45]
Parquet Courts — It's Gonna Happen (from Human Performance) [3:21]
Parquet Courts — Human Performance (from Human Performance) [4:16]
Parquet Courts — Already Dead (Bonus Track) (from Human Performance) [3:52]
Parquet Courts — Berlin Got Blurry (from Human Performance) [3:26]
Parquet Courts — Frog Pond Plop (from Monastic Living) [1:33]
Parquet Courts — No, No, No! (from Monastic Living) [1:12]
Parquet Courts — Monastic Living I (from Monastic Living) [6:26]
Parquet Courts — Prison Conversion (from Monastic Living) [8:00]
Parquet Courts — Poverty and Obedience (from Monastic Living) [1:12]
Parquet Courts — Vow of Silence (from Monastic Living) [5:51]
Parquet Courts — Monastic Living II (from Monastic Living) [6:33]
Parquet Courts — Elegy of Colonial Suffering (from Monastic Living) [1:20]
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Parquet Courts — Ducking & Dodging (from Sunbathing Animal) [4:29]
Parquet Courts — What Color Is Blood (from Sunbathing Animal) [3:25]
Parquet Courts — She's Rolling (from Sunbathing Animal) [6:33]
Parquet Courts — Sunbathing Animal (from Sunbathing Animal) [3:52]
Parquet Courts — Up All Night (from Sunbathing Animal) [1:02]
Parquet Courts — Instant Disassembly (from Sunbathing Animal) [7:12]
Parquet Courts — Always Back In Town (from Sunbathing Animal) [2:38]
Parquet Courts — Bodies Made Of (from Sunbathing Animal) [3:21]
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Parquet Courts — Black and White (from Sunbathing Animal) [3:03]
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Parquet Courts — Light Up Gold I (from Light Up Gold) [0:19]
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0:45
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3:26
Borrowed TimeLight Up Gold
2:32
Captive of the SunHuman Performance
2:04
Careers in CombatLight Up Gold
1:07
Caster of Worthless SpellsLight Up Gold
1:18
Disney PTLight Up Gold
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DustHuman Performance
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Elegy of Colonial SufferingMonastic Living
1:20

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Parquet Courts: "We want to have songs that people can dance to. It should be a party"

Five albums in and Parquet Courts are still breaking new ground, this time with the help of producer extraordinaire Danger Mouse.

May 17, 2018 • 8:37 AM

5Yonder Is Closer to the Heart

6Careers in Combat

7Light Up Gold I

8Light Up Gold II

10Stoned and Starving

12Caster of Worthless Spells

14Tears of Plenty

15Picture of Health