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Parquet Courts
Wide Awake!
Total Football

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Total Football

Release date: 17th May 2018

From Wide Awake!Track 14:01

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About This Track

"Total Football" is a single by Parquet Courts, from the album Wide Awake!, released 17th May 2018. The track is 4:01 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Parquet Courts.

About the Artist

Parquet Courts

Parquet Courts

Lyrics

Total Football

We are conductors of sound, heat and energy
And I bet that you thought you had us figured out from the start
We are conduits of clear electricity
Now you're back on the pitch to take the apparatus apart
You're an ancient now
You're an ancient now
You're an ancient now
On your own
Rebels
Teachers
Strikers
Sweepers
Better
Protected
Whenever
Collected
We are troubled by your soft curiosity
But delighted to be anti everything you were taught
Are you put off by our footloose fluidity
Have your hurt caucasian feelings left you so distraught?
Are you quite done now?
Are you quite done now?
Are you quite done now?
Not at all
Workers
Authors
Poets
Stoppers
Power
Resembled
If we are
Assembled
Only through those
Who stay awake
Can an institution
Be dismantled
It is dishonest
Nay a sin
To stand for any anthem
That attempts to drown
Out the roar of oppression
Hesse total football
Twombly total football
Tzara total football
Mina total football
Panthers total football
Kobra total football
Dada total football
Beatles total football
Swapping parts and roles
Is not acting, but
Rather
Emancipation
From expectation
Collectivism and autonomy
Are not mutually exclusive
Those who find discomfort
In your goals of liberation
Will be issued
No apology
And fuck Tom Brady

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Wide Awake!

4:012018Single

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Album

Track number

1

Release year

2018

1Total Football
4:01
2Violence
4:06
3Before the Water Gets Too High
4:05
4Mardi Gras Beads
2:43

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Parquet Courts — Plant Life (Peak Wifi Vibes Mix) (from Plant Life - EP) [7:27]
Parquet Courts — Plant Life (Yu Su’s Transient Version) (from Plant Life - EP) [3:51]
Parquet Courts — Plant Life (Extended Mix) (from Plant Life - EP) [10:21]
Parquet Courts — Watching Strangers Smile
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Parquet Courts — Pulcinella (from Sympathy for Life) [6:45]
Parquet Courts — Marathon of Anger (from Sympathy for Life) [4:35]
Parquet Courts — Walking at a Downtown Pace (from Sympathy for Life) [4:47]
Parquet Courts — Zoom Out (from Sympathy for Life) [3:02]
Parquet Courts — Black Widow Spider (from Sympathy for Life) [2:50]
Parquet Courts — Just Shadows (from Sympathy for Life) [3:57]
Parquet Courts — Sympathy for Life (from Sympathy for Life) [2:50]
Parquet Courts — Application/Apparatus (from Sympathy for Life) [4:36]
Parquet Courts — Trullo (from Sympathy for Life) [3:01]
Parquet Courts — Plant Life (from Sympathy for Life) [5:51]
Parquet Courts — Hey Bug
Parquet Courts — We R in Control
Parquet Courts — Almost Had to Start a Fight / In and Out of Patience (from Wide Awake!) [3:15]
Parquet Courts — Freebird II (from Wide Awake!) [2:55]
Parquet Courts — Normalization (from Wide Awake!) [2:11]
Parquet Courts — Tenderness (from Wide Awake!) [3:06]
Parquet Courts — Death Will Bring Change (from Wide Awake!) [2:42]
Parquet Courts — Wide Awake (from Wide Awake!) [2:39]
Parquet Courts — NYC Observation (from Wide Awake!) [1:22]
Parquet Courts — Mardi Gras Beads (from Wide Awake!) [2:43]
Parquet Courts — Before the Water Gets Too High (from Wide Awake!) [4:05]
Parquet Courts — Violence (from Wide Awake!) [4:06]
Parquet Courts — Extinction (from Wide Awake!) [1:42]
Parquet Courts — Back to Earth (from Wide Awake!) [3:54]
Parquet Courts — Soul and Cigarette
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Parquet Courts — I Was Just Here (from Human Performance) [1:49]
Parquet Courts — Already Dead (Bonus Track) (from Human Performance) [3:52]
Parquet Courts — It's Gonna Happen (from Human Performance) [3:21]
Parquet Courts — Pathos Prairie (from Human Performance) [2:52]
Parquet Courts — Dust (from Human Performance) [3:57]
Parquet Courts — Steady on My Mind (from Human Performance) [3:39]
Parquet Courts — Human Performance (from Human Performance) [4:16]
Parquet Courts — Keep It Even (from Human Performance) [2:48]
Parquet Courts — Berlin Got Blurry (from Human Performance) [3:26]
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Parquet Courts — Two Dead Cops (from Human Performance) [3:06]
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Parquet Courts — Captive of the Sun (from Human Performance) [2:04]
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Parquet Courts — Frog Pond Plop (from Monastic Living) [1:33]
Parquet Courts — Vow of Silence (from Monastic Living) [5:51]
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Parquet Courts — Prison Conversion (from Monastic Living) [8:00]
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