Wiggley Fingers

I'll never be sad and I'll never be lonely

I'll never be hungry and I'll never be homely

And I'll never make a noise when I'm kissing a boy

Amen, amen

Old John Paul is keeping a tab in his big red folder

At night he is dreaming of hollow candleholders

As big as the weight of the world on his shoulders

Amen, amen

Amen, amen

Yeah, and you're keeping those dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

I said, you're keeping those dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

Yeah, you're always keeping those dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

I see you're keeping those dirty little

You're shaking the tree, baby, you should be shaking the bed

Yeah, you know you're rocking the boat but you should be rocking your head

All the family's watching Sixty Minutes instead

Amen, amen

Amen, amen

Yeah, and you're keeping those dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

You're always keeping those dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

Yeah, and you're keeping those dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

Keeping those dirty little wiggly

And they'll send you flying right out of Saint Francis Xavier

With a note to my daddy about my unspeakable behaviour

And who the hell is going to be your saviour now?

Everyone says that love is a labour

And so I guess you go call a sex line if you want to love your neighbour, baby

I'll just stay right here and I'll just get a little safer and safer

Amen, amen

Amen, amen

Amen, amen

Amen, amen

You know I'm always keeping my dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

I see you're keeping dirty little wiggly fingers to yourself

And they'll send you flying right out of Saint Francis Xavier

With a note to my daddy about my unspeakable behaviour

And who the hell said I need a saviour anyhow?

I got the dirty little wiggly fingers

I got the dirty little wiggly fingers

I got the dirty little wiggly fingers

I got the dirty little wiggly fingers

I love to feel the little wiggly

I love the dirty little wiggly

I love to feel the little wiggly

I love the dirty little wiggly

Dirty little fingers, yeah