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Paul Gilbert – Individually Twisted (2000) | Track profile | Dork

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Paul Gilbert
Alligator Farm
Individually Twisted

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Individually Twisted

Release date: 2000

From Alligator Farm

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About This Track

"Individually Twisted" is a track by Paul Gilbert, from the album Alligator Farm, released 2000. Full lyrics are available below.

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Paul Gilbert

Paul Gilbert

Lyrics

Individually Twisted

I was walking through the grocery store the other day

To ward off my starvation

Got a crackerjack, a coffee, and a milky way

And had this realization

Gotta go where there's someone for me

Gotta know how a real love can be

Don't want to be

Individually twisted like a pretzel

Feel the salt right on my wounds

Individually twisted

Like a python

With a knot I can't undo

Individually twisted

Twisted over you

So I called a couple friends to get some good advice

I knew that they could help me

Yeah they told me I was always just a little too nice

And that's why she condemned me

Gotta leave her and give it a try

Get me stoned on a natural high

Don't want to be

Individually twisted

Like a pretzel

Feel the salt right on my wounds

Individually twisted

Like a python

With a knot I can't undo

Individually Twisted

Twisted over you

Ooh woo ooh woo

Ooh woo ooh woo

Individually twisted

Like a pretzel

Feel the salt right on my wounds

Individually twisted

Like a python

With a knot I can't undo

Individually twisted, twisted

Twisted, twisted over you

Individually twisted over you

Individually twisted over you

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Track details

From Alligator Farm

2000

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Album

Release year

2000

—Lancelot Link
—Let the Computer Decide
—Six Billion People
—2 Become 1
—Ballad Of The Last Lions
—Alligator Farm
—Dreamed Victoria
—Better Chords
—Cut, Cut, Cut
—Attitude Boy Will Overcome
—Individually Twisted
—Rosalinda Told Me

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