Skit #1

(Hello?)

Hello wassup, who dis

(Who dis?)

Wad' do ya mean who dis?

That's you spanky

(No, there's no Spanky here

This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...)

Man stop playing me

I know voice man

I know that you Spanky

It's Chamillionaire boy

(AH WasSup!

I see you rollin'!

Wassup dog, wassup

We cool my dude

Look, look

I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you

On my mama

I just my sayin to momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you)

You be Lyin man

I called you for the past couple of weeks

And you ain't picked up the phone not one time

You ain't called me back. You dodging me Homie

What's up with that money you owe me?

(Aww man

Listen Hey Listen Bro

Ya know Imma keep it real 100% real wit ya my dude

I dropped my phone then I lost a piece of it

Then and then I found it

It was in

..Ya know what I..I found my phone today

And I told her I was gonna call you

And plus was at my baby mama's house

She be breakin me dog

Ya know)

Yeah whatch' you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me mayne

I'm tired of playing games with you man

You call me beggin me crying all on the phone

Talkin bout you wanna borrow some money

And dis the thanks I get?

(Mayne...

Imma pay you yo' money mayne

Stop sweating me mayne

I'm sweating mayne

Get me s towel That's how you sweat me so hard

Get a towel with some Gatorade

I need some ?? or something mayne

Get off me mayne

Imma pay yo yo money

You a millionaire anyway

You don't even need it!

What is you sweat me for

I got fifteen dollars mayne

You got..got a billion dollars)

That's the principal mayne

(And you sweat me for fifteen

Come and collect my fifteen dollars

So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars)

That's impossibe Spanky

You act like you doing me a favor

By paying me back MY money mayne

(Girl shut yo mouth)

Mayne who was dat

(I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne

Alright then. Alright then

Imma pay this sucka whenever I feel like it)

Spanky who you calling sucka?

(Shut yo mouth

{woman in shouting in background..}

I said...)

Mayne I'm tired of you playing these games dogg

(I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it

My man

You hear me?)

Mayne I'm overseas right now mayne

Soon as I get off this plane

(Don't be buggin' me mayne

You bug me one more time

Keep buggin me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing

Zero, Zip, NaTa

I don't know no more languages

But you know anymore languages

Say Zero and that's what you get

Stop callin me mayne

Imma protect yo momma)

What?

(Imma go to church wit her or somethin)