Penetration

[Verse 1]

Have you ever seen an idealist

With gray hairs on his head?

Or successful men that keep in touch

With unsuccessful friends?

You only think you do

I could have sworn I saw it, too

But as it turns out

It was just a clever ad for cigarettes

[Chorus]

'Cause if it isn't making dollars

Then it isn't making sense

If you aren't moving units

Then you're not worth the expense

If you really want to make it

You had best remember this:

If it isn't penetration

Then it isn't worth a kiss

[Verse 2]

"We're so sorry, sir

But you did not quite make the cut this time

And we'd appreciate it

If you cleared your stuff on out by five

Don't take it personal

Everyone knows you did your best

If it makes it easier

You should look at it from our perspective"

[Chorus]

'Cause if it isn't making dollars

Then it isn't making sense

If you aren't moving units

Then you're not worth the expense

If you really want to make it

You had best remember this:

If it isn't penetration

Then it isn't worth a kiss