[Verse 1]
Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being crude
Terrorizing people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Getting called a toy makes me furious
Isn’t lost media a little curious?
I'm the kid that made delinquency gnarly
Last name Melin, first name Charlie
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Chazz craze
I've got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you, ooh!
So move your body if you've got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you've got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Chazzman
[Chorus]
Everybody, if you can, do the Chazzman (Whoa!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (Shake it out, man!)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (Chazzman!)
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman (Uh-huh)
Everybody, if you can, do the Chazzman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (Whoa, mama!)
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman
[Verse 2]
It wasn't long ago, I was eating a quiche
Someone came to me, said, lost media’s niche
I got so mad, I threw a shoe
The class started running like the lunchtime queue
Sipping wine, up in my condo
Making animations like I’m Mondo
It’s so amazing, almost feels like heaven
I swear if anyone says “Six Seven”
[Pre-Chorus]
Move your body if you've got the notion (Ahh! Ahh! Six seven! Ooh, I’m feeling the groove baby!)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (Bring it back, whoa!)
Move you hips from side to side now (Do the Chazzman!)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (Thugs On Film, ha!)
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it (Ha, ha, ha!)
Light rhythm in time with the music (Ha!)
You might just start a chain reaction
(If you can do the Chazz, you're bad like Michael Jackson)
[Chorus]
Everybody, if you can, do the Chazzman (Everybody if you, do the Chazzman!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (Shake it out!)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (Huhp! Mmm. I. Am. Chazz. Man. Yeah!)
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman
Everybody, if you can do the Chazzman (Everybody, yeah, do the Chazzman)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (Shake it out)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman (I'm bad, I'm bad!)
[Post-Chorus]
Do the Chazzman (Do the Chazzman!)
(Everybody back and forth, from side to side)
Do the Chazzman (Do the Chazzman!)
(Pick your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide!)
Do the Chazzman (Do the Chazzman!)
(She can do it, he can do it, so can I)
Do the Chazzman (Do the Chazzman!)
(Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny)
Viv:
Turn it down!
Stop that infernal racket!
Everyone:
Do the Chazzman!
Chazza:
Oh, my ears! Dimi, put that saxophone away! Oh!
You can’t touch this!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
[Verse 3]
Now I was at school, feeling glad to be home
'Til Dimi starts playing the damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away
But still I'm feeling good, so that's okay
I'm up in my room, just rappin' a song
Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along
Yeah, Viv may like rap, he's the number one fan
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Chazzman
[Chorus]
Everybody, if you can, do the Chazzman (Hey, everybody!)
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man (Need I remind you?)
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can (Ooh. Uh. I. Am. Chazz. Chazza. Yeah.)
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman
[Post-Chorus]
Do the Chazzman (Do the Chazzman!)
(Everybody back and forth, from side to side)
Do the Chazzman (Do the Chazzman!)
(She can do it, he can do it, so can I)
[Bridge]
Move your body, if you've got the notion (Move it)
Front to back in a rock-like motion (Swing it baby!)
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it (Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby doo wop bop bop!)
Light rhythm in time with the music (Dabba doo, dabba doo, dab it!)
You might just start a chain reaction (Dabba dab doo dab)
(I'm a Chazzman)
Everybody, if you can, do the Chazzman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman
Everybody, if you can, do the Chazzman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Chazzman
Move your body, if you've got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it
Jack your body in time with the music
You might just start a chain reaction
Everybody in the house do the Chazz-
Do the Chazzman
Mr. H:
You’re expelled!
Chazza:
Oh, wow, man
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