Ugly

Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly

0-1, 2-1
Do one, son I mean that
Run a man down DigDat
Break both legs on a man KitKat
Kick back, cracked egg in a pint sip that
Big Bas, boot to the face and his head goes splat

Shut your mouth
Wanna throw stones come down south
London town
Smash pints till the sun goes down
You don't wanna come round here
Get smashed in the face with a sovereign
Fried slice on a plate with the beans,
And a sausage and the egg no nonsense

Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
What's that, missed calls and the texts on the Whatsapp
Send me the location
And I drop that
Ring off the burner, drop cash to the Santander
Nice little earner, two shakes of a lamb's tail I'm there
Hank Marvin
Take chunks off a man – wood carving
Listen darling, I go fast in my Aston Martin
I'm a nut job, pint cans in my grandson's lunchbox
And I got more in the gloves box
Had a big fat crash at the bus stop

Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly