It’s a Plain Shame

[Verse 1]

She showed her navel

She wore the label

She wore it thigh-high

Old-time sticky lipstick

Knocking at my door

I just turn up the hi-fi

[Chorus]

Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

(So long to love)

Well it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

[Verse 2]

She'd like to taste me

She'd like to waste me

She'd like to see me sky-high

New York to Boston

Same in Houston

I just say bye-bye

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

She said, "I know it's late to

But I'd really like to play tunes

On your guitar"

"Let's get arrested

Want to be molested

Who cares how old

You are?"

[Chorus][x2]