Walnut Whirl

She took the cream coated coconut
Candy coloured chocolate nut whirl
Honey pot and sugar snacks
She was just a very fat girl
But nice and warm and round
Jelly roll and toffee ice
Coffee cup and fluffy ice flops
Marshmallow marmalade
Lime and barley lemonade drops
Work off another pound
Newspapers magazines
Say that her chances seem slim
Keep a count of calories
If you still want to be trim.
Take off another stone
'Cause nothing quite seems to fit
Lets out her skirt a bit more
Vows she won't eat again
Then feels her hungry tum roar
Can't live on bread alone
'Cause all she wants is one
Someone to love and hold her tight
But no one seems to care
For a big girl
Takes her box of dairy chocs
Back to her bed
And sadly makes love to
A Walnut Whirl
Disregard the slimming books
'Cause I think cuddly women are fine
Stay as a welterweight
You will have a double great time
Get some outsize fun
I like my girls on the bigger side
If only all the other guys knew
Skinny girls are never fun
Like their meat overdone too
You're twice as good as one
All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight
And now she knows I care
For a big girl
Fill my box with dairy chocs
And eat me up
I'll gladly try to be
Your Walnut Whirl

All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight
And now she knows I care
For a big girl
Fill my box with dairy chocs
And eat me up
I'll gladly try to be
Your Walnut Whirl

All she wanted was someone to love and hold her tight...