[Intro]
Bend over
Yo, it's Mutty Ranks in the place (Mutty Rankin')
But in the immortal words of Shabba Ranks (Where are the girls?)
We got some sweet, we got some foul
I'm about to break it down, check it out, let me know
[Refrain]
Are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Do you like it like this?
Are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Do you like it like this?
Are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Do you like it like this?
Are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!)
[Verse 1]
Yo, as I cruise through this ATL town, my eyes brown
Chillin', freshly dipped when I get down
Jarobi, tell 'em 'bout the puppy named Mutts
Like Lifestyles galore in case a chick wanna hump me
I'm rough with mine, tell me who's rougher
Makin' honeys express theyself like Salt-N-Pepa
Not sayin' that sex makes everything better
But if all else fails, I'ma fuck that tail
Now, watch out now – damn, look at your trunk
We could take it to the rest right now and get it crunk
Sing "Shorty Swing It My Way" – it's only right
Turn the door, now walk it in and see the real sign of life
Fuck a Phife, I'm on some Sean Michaels shit tonight
On some 5 Foot Freak shit, or I don't eat shit
But if you act right and you ain't about games
Then my screwin' can be Long-er than Nia's last name
Now tell me somethin' good before I hang up your friend
Three humps and I'm out, that's if the shit is mad lame
Mad lame? (Mad lame!) Mad lame?? (Mad lame!!)
Three humps and I'm out, that's if your shit is mad lame
[Hook]
When it comes to skins, ain't no shame on my game
Mutty orders you to BEND OVA!
You can't live with them, you just can't live with them
So don't waste my time, just BEND OVA!
Now if you frontin' on the tail, then you get the cold shoulder
Diggy orders you to BEND OVA!
Girl, you are not gettin' younger, you are just gettin' older
So hurry up your ass and BEND OVA!
BEYATCH!
[Refrain]
Are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Do you like it like this?
Now are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Do you like it like this?
Are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Do you like it like this?
Now are you ready? (WHAT!) Are you ready for this?
Do you like it? (WHAT!) Uh, uh-uh, uh
[Verse 2]
Forever in the jam where the dips be lookin' laced
Dancin' to the tunes of Cool J and Babyface
Me and my crew, no doubt, we in the place
Ass everywhere (Yeah, son, this place is great!)
Bumped into this cutie – "Damn, boo, you lookin' straight"
Checked her backyard, "Can I guard that with a gate?"
"Slim trim, brown skin, what's your name?" "Salina Kate"
Where you from? "Trinidad, but I live here in the States
"It's only been three months, but I'm searching for a mate
Word 'round town is you love to penetrate"
"Of course, baby girl, what's the deal, you want a taste?
Once stain is on your brain, I could never be erased
"Sounds good, mister man, from I hear, that is the case
Your style be so super that you should wear a cape
I love the way you sound on all five of your tapes
Plus you're always on the job, like Mr. Slate"
Of course her best friend just has to player hate
And being who I am, why should Phifey hesitate
On dissing her ass "Yo Jay, look at her face –
Her motherfuckin' voice got way too much bass
Now back your ass up off me and give me my space
You know your fuckin' breath smell like chemical waste
Not to mention that ass, it be way overweight
Keep that ass out of Wendy's and lay off them shakes
Now back to you, Salina, damn I admire your shape"
"Fuck you, Mr. Ranks, you just dissed my date"
Now what I'm 'sposed to do, scratch my head and ask why?
You know that rug munching's at an all-time high
Now all these chicks today are just hot hot hot
And me and my crew just wanna get high and watch
I won't hold it against you, the things that you do
I'll just have you know that I'm a lesbian too
So wiggle your ass here and swing over them titties
If you need to pay bills, take your ass to Magic City
Don't mean to act shitty, you're so so saditty
You need to pay bills then take your ass to Magic City (What, what, what...)
[Bridge]
All you're lookin' for all this time, money
Well, ain't got enough time to take
You can't run game on a gamer!
You can't run game on a gamer!
It's Phife Diggy (What), I gets busy (What)
Blowin' up the spot (What), Givin' back shots (Ooh! Ooh!)
Jay 'n Quest (What) You know you can't test (What)
Blowin' up the spot (What), Givin' back shots (Ooh! Ooh!)
[Hook]
When it comes to skins, ain't no shame on my game
Mutty orders you to BEND OVA!
You can't live with them, you just can't live with them
So don't waste my time, just BEND OVA!
Now if you frontin' on the ass, then you get the cold shoulder
Diggy orders you to BEND OVA!
Girl, you are not gettin' younger, you are just gettin' older
So hurry up your ass and BEND OVA! Uh!
[Outro]
Like that, y'all, to the beat, y'all
Freak, freak, y'all, so sweet, y'all
My name's Malik, y'all, style's unique, y'all
No doubt, y'all, I come through, y'all
Tribe Called, y'all
Phife Diggy, y'all
On the ball, y'all
And all these bitches on the wave, get the balls, y'all
Phife Diggy, but I never ever fall–out
Slum Villy – got to bend 'em over
What, what, what, what – all over
Detroit, Michigan, down to Atlanta, G.A.
Fuck that we don't play round my way
Long Island – yep, yep, we wildin'
Yugoslavia – no doubt, I'm slobbin' em
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