Dance Floor

[Intro] [Percy Talking]

I'm gonna do what the people in Texas call 'Chop & Screw' this one

[Verse One] [Percy Talking]

You never heard me sexy on a track before

We're gonna take this one to the club ladies and gentlemen

Now, what I want to happen...I want the utmost participation

From everyone in the house tonight

You see, back when I was coming up. The club was a little bit different

You did not have the VIP section. You did not have a champagne room

All you had was a dance floor

A dance floor

A dance floor

A dance floor

A dance floor

[Chorus]

All my ladies get on the flo'

Let me get some mo'

Get on your dance flo'

Ladies get on the flo'

Shake it and give me some mo'

Get on the dance flo'

The dance flo'

[Verse Two] [Percy talking]

Now don't let me start callin' out ladies that I see on the dance floor

I see some ladies in the house tonight that I'd love to take there

I look out into the crowd I see Janet Stampler

Janet Stampler, there is a term that goes around and I won't use it because it's rather derogatory

But that term is called MILF. And with that term MILF

It means, a mother that I would like to fornicate with

And although my fornicating days are over..

[Chorus]

I take you to the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

I take you to the dance flo'

The dance flo'

I take you to the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

I take you to the dance flo'

To the dance F-L-O

[Verse Three] [Percy talking]

And speaking of "O". There is another lady in the house tonight that I'd like to say hello to

And that lady is Julie Greenwald

Now you know, I never have been with a lady of the Jewish faith

But there was one lady that I had, back in '69

And she was a Jewish lady. And she took me home to meet her father

And her father told me, "Percy, you have what is known as 'chutzpah'

And chutzpah is a term that our Jewish brothers and sisters use that means you are sweet

It means you have style. It means you have grace and elegance

And Julie Greenwald I just want you to know..

[Chorus]

I take you to the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

Put on my Yamaka

And take you to the dance flo'

Oooooooh

[Verse Four] [Percy talking]

Now, there's one last lady I'd like to talk about

She is a lady I see out in the crowd tonight

And she's so young. And she looks so corruptible. And so sweet

Her name is Latrice Burnett

Now Latrice Burnett, when I first met her

She reminded me, I have a niece that's around her age

So I was kinda reluctant to talk to her

But there was just something about her innocence that screamed, that screamed "Take me."

It said, "Take me." It said, "Take me."

And so while I have not taken her yet, there is one place I will take her

And do you know where that is?

[Chorus]

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

Take her to the dance flo'

To the dance flo' hoe

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

To the dance flo'

Ooooooh