Certain Things

[Verse 1]

He is good at certain things

Like making you feel guilty

And disappointing everybody

At breaking promises and plans

And talking shit behind your back

And telling you how you should live

While he goes nowhere fast

[Chorus 1]

He says I only see his faults, but that's not true

I'm trying to have a positive attitude

Yeah, he is good, really good

At certain things

[Verse 2]

She's good at certain things

Like staying at home and watching TV

Yeah, really does it perfectly

But that's not all, you also get

Snotty, condescending comments

She's really good at turning a small problem

Into a huge, dramatic mess

[Chorus 2]

These talents didn't come naturally, though

It took a lot of practice to get them down so well

Now she is good, really good

At certain things

[Outro]

They were both really good

Really good friends of mine

But people they change over time

Now they are so perfect together

I'm so glad they found each other

They make such a wonderful couple