Idioglossary

Fritzy was the TV, sorta work and sorta doesn't
Like the snowy out the window was the fuzzy on the screen
And snorey-borey were the little toys upon the floory
And the neighbor kids were always kinda mean

So criss-cross, sat and chitter-chat, our days were spent conversy
Interspersy little words our very own 'til we'd forget
Just where the English end and where our little words beginned
And ennui aid and time abet, et ceter-eter-ret-set-set-set

(One, two, three, four)
We take a syllable, the funnier, the better
We say it 'til we make it be a word
Lexicon of beg and borrow, idioglossary are, oh
Isn't it the bestest thing you ever, ever heard

Understood by no one, but the two of us
And you know what I mean
When all I'm saying is a-la-a-wah-a-oh
It's something magical, absurd and so much fun
This thing that we both know

So we made a language and we meant to keep it secret
But the words were so hilarious
We had to share them all
We put it alphabetic and we gave 'em definitions
And we wrote 'em out in crayon on the wall

Well, momma didn't really take a liking to the mural
Truly, artistry is never understood within its day
But maybe in the end, we like it better as an enigmatic
Game that only we can play, it's siblinguistic anyway

We take a syllable, the funnier, the better
We say it 'til we make it be a word
Lexicon of beg and borrow, idioglossary are, oh
Isn't it the bestest thing you ever, ever heard

Understood by no one, but the two of us
And you know what I mean
When all I'm saying is a-la-a-wah-a-oh
It's something magical, absurd and so much fun
This thing that we both know

Understood by no one, but the two of us
And you know what I mean
When all I'm saying is a-la-a-wah-a-oh
It's something magical, absurd and so much fun
This thing that we both know