Turf Accountant Daddy

[Verse 1]

After you finish off

Your fear of death returns

And then you drop the ball

Because love, it burns

[Pre-Chorus 1]

See you duck and dive

So you don't get hit

That's how you stay alive

But just a little bit

[Chorus]

Well she don't know

Back in Reno Nevada

He keeps his profile low

Turf Accountant Daddy

[Post-Chorus]

Hey baby, you wanna dance?

Come here

[Verse 2]

The things you criticised

That's what you've become

AWOL, living on a beach

Just a bum

[Pre-Chorus 2]

And those little white lies

Me and her as well

Them roving eyes

They kiss and tell

[Chorus]

Well she don't know

Back in Reno Nevada

He keeps his profile low

Turf Accountant Daddy

[Bridge]

Now you're undercover

That must be tough

Hiding this week's lover

Nothing's never enough

[Chorus]

Well she don't know

Back in Reno Nevada

He keeps his profile low

Turf Accountant Daddy

[Outro]

And she'll never know

In Cincinnati

He's never gonna show

The Turf Accountant Daddy